Bees on a Plane!

The Wall Street Journal reported today that so-called “killer” Africanized honey bees have been causing disturbances at airports across the Southwest. Apparently, the bees like the smell of jet fuel and the cleanser that technicians sometimes use on the engines. They’ve even been known to swarm through the engines and into the cockpit.

And speaking of icky creatures on a plane (so far, there have been mice and of course, snakes) we’ve found this hilarious tool that you can use to create a personalized “Snakes on a Plane” message for your friends and enemies from Samuel L. Jackson himself. We can’t guarantee that your boss will think it’s the best use of your airport downtime, but a road warrior’s gotta have a laugh sometimes, right?