Flatulence Grounds Plane

On Monday, a woman started lighting matches on a plane in order to cover up her flatulence.

Passengers reported the odor of burnt matches, and the embarassed woman tried to pretend as though she hadn’t done anything. As a result, the plane took an emergency landing, all the passengers were removed and searched, all the luggage was searched, and canine teams scoured the plane. The whole ordeal took over three hours.

The woman was not charged with anything, although I’m guessing the other passengers were not very happy with her.