German Airline offers Personal Assitants in the airport

But only to the really, really important people.

According to Business Traveller, the German airline Lufthansa is offering PAs to it’s primo customers for assistance through security on departure, and through customs, etc. on arrival—assuming you depart or arrive in London. The site says:

The service – which is available to eligible passengers departing, arriving or connecting at the London airports – has been trialing for three months at Heathrow’s Terminal 2, where an average of 50 passengers per day have been using it.

How do you become eligible for such service? Either fly First Class, or become a HON member on the airline, which requires more than 600,000 miles in a two year period. It’s a snap.